| Safety Inspector | Eat donuts, fall asleep, press buttons | Springfield | Springfield Nuclear Power Plant |
| Bronto Crane Operator | Lift rocks with a dinosaur | Bedrock, PA | Slate Rock and Gravel Company |
| Paper Salesman | Play pranks on your co-workers, flirt with the receptionist, don't listen to anything the boss says. | Scranton, PA | Dunder Mifflin, Inc. |
| Vampire Slayer | Can you wield a wooden stick better than babe ruth? Do you wear crosses and bathe in garlic? Do you hate bloodthirsty teenagers? Be a slayer! | Sunnydale, CA | Torrance High School |
| Banana Retail | Work at the frozen banana stand. There's always money in the banana stand. | Newport Beach, CA | Bluth Company |
| Regional Manager | Be the best boss ever at our Scranton Branch! | Scranton, PA | Dunder Mifflin, Inc. |
| Statistical Analyst | Analyze stuff | Roanoke, VA | Department of the Census |
| Human Resources Professional | Non-temperamental person sought to terminate employees | Corvallis, OR | Oregon State University |